Illuminate and Define
Deo's Mum is The Best
Deo: ...so I'm like "here computer, do this, you only need 3 gigs of ram to do it and you have five free!" and it's like "uh-uh". Is three more than five?
Mom: Well, with the new math, it might be.
Deo: ...new math?
Mom: If six equals eight, three might be less than five.
Deo: ... um, what do you mean!?
Mom: Well, I go to the store to buy rolls of toilet paper all the time, and every package says "six equals eight"...

dalekfactor:

Aperture Daleks,

We EXTERMINATE because we can.

For the good of everyone…

…except the ones not like us.

A Dalek as it might appear in the world of Valve’s masterpiece, Portal.

leupstripes:

I’ve been planning to make an infographic for the leupaks for a long time; something short, sweet, and to-the-point with a good selection of different ones to emphasize the whole crazy versatile lizardmonster thing angle.
I’ve finally finished this thing off tonight— posters will be available shortly, too. :)
If you guys wouldn’t mind doing me a favor, please reblog this if you can spare it! It’d mean a lot to me to have a little help getting my guys (and my work!) out there. :D

I don’t have the words for how awesome this is. It is just an amazing image of fun and colour.

leupstripes:

I’ve been planning to make an infographic for the leupaks for a long time; something short, sweet, and to-the-point with a good selection of different ones to emphasize the whole crazy versatile lizardmonster thing angle.

I’ve finally finished this thing off tonight— posters will be available shortly, too. :)

If you guys wouldn’t mind doing me a favor, please reblog this if you can spare it! It’d mean a lot to me to have a little help getting my guys (and my work!) out there. :D

I don’t have the words for how awesome this is. It is just an amazing image of fun and colour.

leupstripes:

toukon:

it’s amazing because it contains lizards, because this is likely the first original content on my tumblr, and because these are some of the first low light photographs taken with a digital camera i’m trying to learn to use.

i’m ecstatic enough that no one else reading this actually has to be unless you also like lizards, then feel free. =]

after telling http://leupstripes.tumblr.com/ we had lizards in the backyard on hot nights that ran all over the wall i was determined to try and photograph them, despite the fact that it’s badly lit out there even with all the outdoor lights on and the fact that these lizards move at a speed that make toddlers powered by sugar seem like humanoid sloths.

lizard with glowing eyes on a wall.

lizard on the aforementioned wall, taken in almost complete darkness with a flash. their eyes don’t usually glow.

i saw this one on the wall but as i started walking over to take a picture a much smaller gecko ran out in front of me, stopped less than twelve inches from my feet and started doing some kind of lizard foot preening completely unaware of me. so i took a deep breath and accidentally shouted ‘oh, AWESOME!’ which made it stop preening and flatten itself against the concrete immobile. which was still good, except my family wanted to see what was awesome and couldn’t be persuaded to stay inside and before i could photograph the lizard all the foot clomping had made it run over to some pots on the other side of a clothes airer.

blurry sideways pot with lizard attached.

if i crept around to get closer i couldn’t see him any more so resigned to trying to hold the camera at an angle weird enough to get through most of the airer rungs and with some luck at least prove there was a lizard with this exceptionally blurry sideways photo.

then i lost sight of him over the rim of the pot so started sneaking back around the airer trying to see if he’d moved somewhere easier to photograph. after a while the spinach leaves shook slightly and he reappeared and started running all over them.

and run and run...

in a place a heck of a lot better for me to photograph, although he was almost invisible without the flash [not as you see here. this is a shot with low light and twilight setting and flash which you benefit from] so i missed him in a few shots and he wouldn’t stay still for others.

the camera manual suggests if your subject moves too fast it will blur so i have a few otherwise great pictures of the other leaves with a blurry but still neat lizard making every leaf he touches blur too. that and i was shaking trying to hold the new weird stance i was attempting to photograph him with so i’m not sure who’s fault it was that this one blurred or if something else was wrong with the camera settings.

still cute.

run run run blur.

he seemed fairly calm and ignored the weirdo with the camera at times and i’m happy i didn’t alarm him too much.

you bore me, human.

i’ve never seen one run onto a plant before or be so photogenic and allow people so close, so it was kind of amazing. given the way they usually act i wasn’t even sure i’d be able to photograph any before they ran off.

after i’d taken what felt like an amazing amount of photos i decided to leave him in peace and see if any of them were actually viewable, and that’s it. =]

seeya.

Adorable marbled geckos! :D

Eeeee, all the adorable. 8D

leupstripes:

So I’m basically struggling to fight against the deepest depression I’ve been threatened with in a long time— and this time, it doesn’t even have the good graces to be spurred by something imaginary.

I don’t know why I’m posting about this here, but if it strikes your fancy, keep me in your…

Sending you all the hugs, all the hugs DNA.

Thought I may as well start doing something with Tumblr, and I bought myself a Canon EOS 1100D for a self-indulgent Christmas present. So here is a selection of my favourite images I’ve taken with it so far.

sixar:

dragonbloodink:

amazinglyartisticadvice:

Solid advice. For any creative person.

This is my entire New Year’s resolution. The whole thing.

Reblogging because maybe I’ll look back at it sometimes and remember not to keep giving up.

I’ve given up more times then I can remember. It’s time I started listening to people when they tell me to never give up.

sixar:

dragonbloodink:

amazinglyartisticadvice:

Solid advice. For any creative person.

This is my entire New Year’s resolution. The whole thing.

Reblogging because maybe I’ll look back at it sometimes and remember not to keep giving up.

I’ve given up more times then I can remember. It’s time I started listening to people when they tell me to never give up.

leupstripes:

Children’s books for Valenth children? “The Leupak Under The Bed” “Goodnight Leupak” “Everybody Drinks Blood When You Are A Leupak” “Kelan and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Leupak*” (*Banned in Chimre)

Reposting for awesome. XD

Okay, where and when can I pre-order these awesome titles 8D.

leupstripes:

“So I suppose if I tickle you, I win the fight?”
“Fuck.”

The battle isn’t over until someone gets raspberries on the belly. 8D